James Breakwell – better known as Exploding Unicorn – has got himself a sizeable Twitter following by (over)sharing details from his life as a father of four girls.
#18. That’s right FOUR girls! All under the age of five.
(They’re pretty damn cute though).
#17. Some of his best tweets capture the random conversations he has with his daughters.
#16. Where they discuss everything from the state of the economy…
#15. To romance…
#14. To the birds and the bees…
#13. They even talk about life after death…
#12. The job market…
#11. Family planning…
#10. Disappearing snacks…
#9. How babies are made…
#8. And worringly enough, patricide…
#7. As you can see, his daughters are pretty hardcore.
#6. Seriously Hardcore!
#5. And they definitely take after their father.
#4. His wife shows up in his tweets too, of course.
#3. And she has the patience of a saint.
#2. So, what does his family think of their Twitter fame?
“My wife is grudgingly tolerant of my Twitter addiction,” Breakwell said. “She was well aware I was a jerk when she married me, so my tweets haven’t changed her opinion of me in the slightest.”
#1. As for his daughters?
LOL!
