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#34. When someone asks you how life is going, say “Just great, thanks” then show them this picture:

#33. Or this one:

#32. Or perhaps this one:

#31. Tell ’em, “life’s going a bit like this sink faucet, how about you?”

#30. Then show them this picture if they need clarification:

#29. Or this one:

#28. Or this one:

#27. Or why not this one?

#26. When someone asks you how life is going, just say “a bit like this car going backwards through a McDonald’s drive through, thanks”:

#25. Then show them this picture:

#24. Or this one:

#23. If someone asks, “hey…tell me about your life”, keep this picture handy:

#22. Or perhaps this one:

#21. They’ll certainly know what you mean if you show them this one:

#20. Or this one:

#19. If anyone asks you, “hey, how’s life going?”, show them this picture:

#18. Or maybe this one:

#17. Or perhaps this one:

#16. Definitely make sure to pull out this image:

#15. Or this one:

#14. They’ll know just what you mean when you show them this:

#13. And this.

#12. And certainly this:

#11. This is always a good picture to have handy in case anyone ever asks you how life is going:

#10. Or this:

#9. Orrr this:

#8. Say, “life’s going a little bit like this” picture:

#7. Or this one:

#6. Say, “not terrible, but life’s going something like this cat asshole in my face, thanks for asking”:

#5. Or say, “a bit like this toilet paper roll actually, and you?”

#4. Then show them this picture:

#3. Or this one:

#2. Or why not this one?

#1. But really, make sure to have this one in your wallet in case anyone ever asks, “hey, how ya hanging in there?”:
