If These 24 Photos Are Innocent Then Why Do I Feel So Dirty?

If you believe the old adage that “the eye sees what it wants to see,” then you might have a few questions for your totally inappropriate eyes after seeing this collection of photos.

At first glance, each one of these images is a bit…provocative. Only once you realize what they actually are do you also realize how dirty your mind is, because each image is actually quite innocent. In other words, the only R-rated content here is the stuff that exists inside your brain. Don’t be too hard on yourself, though: Everyone else who is looking at this list has a dirty mind, too — including us.

#24. You definitely didn’t think these were flowers.

#23. Someone may have gotten fired for this.

#22. Look, just let Grover and Elmo do what feels right to them.

#21. Did you know they had salons for this?

#20. Who knew a floor lamp could be so seductive?

#19. This apple brings to mind something else entirely.

#18. In Korean, “gochu” means pepper — and it’s also a euphemism for penis. Now we understand why.

#17. Nothing like a little suds butt.

#16. These plants are a peculiar shape.

#15. Just a hot dog in a bun, nothing to see here.

#14. Sometimes, alignment is everything.

#13. Definitely don’t munch the carpet.

#12. This turkey was supposed to be innocent.

#11. Bet this woman has no idea.

#10. These frogs don’t care who’s watching.

#9. Not exactly the best thought-out sign.

#8. Who doesn’t like them nice and frosty?

#7. These dinosaurs thought they were alone.

#6. A very particular kind of storm is brewing.

#5. Even the trees get a little dirty sometime.

#4. I knew I hated golfing for a reason.

#3. This minion has no shame.

#2. This dog appears to be unaware of his body type.

#1. And finally, this potato can’t help it — he was born this way.