If you believe the old adage that “the eye sees what it wants to see,” then you might have a few questions for your totally inappropriate eyes after seeing this collection of photos.
At first glance, each one of these images is a bit…provocative. Only once you realize what they actually are do you also realize how dirty your mind is, because each image is actually quite innocent. In other words, the only R-rated content here is the stuff that exists inside your brain. Don’t be too hard on yourself, though: Everyone else who is looking at this list has a dirty mind, too — including us.
#24. You definitely didn’t think these were flowers.
#23. Someone may have gotten fired for this.
#22. Look, just let Grover and Elmo do what feels right to them.
#21. Did you know they had salons for this?
#20. Who knew a floor lamp could be so seductive?
#19. This apple brings to mind something else entirely.
#18. In Korean, “gochu” means pepper — and it’s also a euphemism for penis. Now we understand why.
#17. Nothing like a little suds butt.
#16. These plants are a peculiar shape.
#15. Just a hot dog in a bun, nothing to see here.
#14. Sometimes, alignment is everything.
#13. Definitely don’t munch the carpet.
#12. This turkey was supposed to be innocent.
#11. Bet this woman has no idea.
#10. These frogs don’t care who’s watching.
#9. Not exactly the best thought-out sign.
#8. Who doesn’t like them nice and frosty?
#7. These dinosaurs thought they were alone.
#6. A very particular kind of storm is brewing.
#5. Even the trees get a little dirty sometime.
#4. I knew I hated golfing for a reason.
#3. This minion has no shame.
#2. This dog appears to be unaware of his body type.
#1. And finally, this potato can’t help it — he was born this way.
