Dildos. Tampons. Grandparents. Butts. What do these things have in common? They are often in the backgrounds of photos taken by people who leave their dildos, tampons, old people and naked butts out so often they didn’t even notice that they were there.
As more and more of our lives are captured in photos and videos, the risk of our embarrassing personal items/body parts continues to rise, until finally we’ll be forced to hide all of our embarrassing things before we turn on our devices every morning because the world is one giant webcam.
On the other hand, it won’t be all bad because we’ll get to look at everyone else’s embarrassing stuff. Like these folks:
I hope they checked the caliber of his diaper before doing that.
Ok…this is awkward!
To be fair, this guy is kind of a dick for making this photo all about him.Man, there’s just boobs coming out of the woodworks these days. 5 minutes later he walked by again. And then 5 minutes after that. And so on. Not technically uploaded online, but someone should have cut away here. Selfies really do reveal a lot more about you than you intend. Plot twist: That’s her hairdresser, he just has a very unusual working style.
I guess they got two copies so their kids can watch a dvd that’s never been seen by someone smoking a crack pipe. A great part of traveling is seeing how other people behave on the beach. Son, you’ll always remember when I took your picture tonight in my tighty-whiteys.
I’m more interested in meeting the people behind you and to the left. Someone has really thought of everything for tonight, not even including the Miller High Life’s, clothes hangers and remotes. That’s a cute top. That, on the other hand, is a horrifying bottom.
Just a long, curved toothbrush holder in case she needs to freshen up at the dance. She should’ve checked her background in real life, as well. Ah. The romance of what is hopefully Europe. Either way, these two are exhibiting great teamwork. Sweater made me think bowling alley, but now I’m more worried ‘cuz it looks like Denny’s.
I’m more concerned about that old dude barging in like that. Uhhhh. Actually. EVERYTHING is wrong with this picture. Apparently, the person who posted this had it on their fridge for years before noticing. Small and available beats huge and nonexistant. Sometimes even white linen suits could stand to be a little breezier. This is a brief way of summing up college. In case you ever wondered what happened to the guy who built a 6-foot bong in college. Road Rassh.
Someone’s nephew wanted to share his video game stats. He also shared his love of beautiful, sensual women who love the same thing. Also, he is not TechnoViking. If you turn the picture upside down, you can see the same shape between the glasses. Goodbye University, Hello Unemployableness! I can’t believe this creep is wearing sunglasses indoors. It turns out Christians find cows holy after all. We must all be on the lookout for small men riding our family members. Yeah, you’re probably not going to have 147 updates anymore once this gets out. The ass is coming from inside the house.
Can we talk about the angle of that woman’s arm? Definitely more disturbing than the coke. I now realize all my friends’ annoying gym statuses could be a lot worse. And why shouldn’t Grandma be proud? Those muscles are made of her cooking. Only in New York! Or, wherever this is. Only in wherever, am I right?
